Things My Brother Says

I'm Maria. I have an 8-year-old brother. Sometimes he says things, sometimes I say things. It's fun.

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“I’m never going outside EVER again!”

All the children that loud up the house aren’t kicked out only because they say things like this:

“Do you even know what a racist is?  It’s making fun of other countries.”

Well said, Hermanito’s friend.

The scene:  Other Brother (aka OB) fell asleep on the couch. 

OB [STILL SLEEPING]:  Who’s that guy?

Me:  What?

OB:  Who’s that guy on the couch? 

Me:  Hmm?

OB:  Who’s that guy on the couch?  Is he your brother?

Me:  YOUR my brother.

OB:  Stop being a smartass. 

Better than that time he sleep-accused me of stealing his eraser?

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“Oh my god, Chris Angels is going to DIE!”

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My first drawing of Uma Thurman. This is the only picture of it that doesn’t scare the crap out of me.


I should get a new tumblr and stop mixing my personal stuff with my Hermanito stuff.

talkam:

My first drawing of Uma Thurman. This is the only picture of it that doesn’t scare the crap out of me.

I should get a new tumblr and stop mixing my personal stuff with my Hermanito stuff.