December 2011
2 posts
Stream Nostalghia's Full-Length "I Am Robot Hear... →
And then go buy it over at CDBaby! And maybe help me figure out why it’s cheaper to buy the individual tracks separately than it is to buy the whole album in one go? It’s seriously driving me crazy, because that’s the kind of small-picture person I am. Anyhow, go forth and listen!
June 2011
1 post
FYF Fest: FYF Fest Ticket Giveaway →
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April 2011
1 post
Just in time for the weekend!
pretentiouspeople:
New episode of Pretentious People up for on-demand streaming! Listen to us wax lovely about death and some other junk.
March 2011
4 posts
Things get melodramatic sometimes
“I’m never going outside EVER again!”
BrotherFriends
All the children that loud up the house aren’t kicked out only because they say things like this:
“Do you even know what a racist is? It’s making fun of other countries.”
Well said, Hermanito’s friend.
That other brother
The scene: Other Brother (aka OB) fell asleep on the couch.
OB [STILL SLEEPING]: Who’s that guy?
Me: What?
OB: Who’s that guy on the couch?
Me: Hmm?
OB: Who’s that guy on the couch? Is he your brother?
Me: YOUR my brother.
OB: Stop being a smartass.
Better than that time he sleep-accused me of stealing his eraser?
THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE →
Maybe.
October 2010
1 post
While watching a Mind Freak rerun...
“Oh my god, Chris Angels is going to DIE!”
September 2010
1 post
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David Lynch’s twitter updates from this...
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Pablo Neruda’s Love Sonnet LXVI , a.k.a,...
Fake pain
“Junior is calling you. He says he’s in pain, but from the looks of it, it looks like it’s not real pain.”
So I wouldn't miss him
I told him I was going to put him in my book bag and take him to class.
“But what if you drop me?”
No more cookies
“I’m not going to give you any more cookies, for the REST OF MY LIFE! Which is starting tomorrow.”
No comment
“You’re as smart as the roof. You’re 1% smart!”
August 2009
14 posts
He fell on his back
“Ahh! I think I have a spine.”
Apropos of nothing
“You have a chicken.”
somethingintellectual:
Chip Skylark - My Shiny...
Don't make him angry
“I want you to move to the ocean!”
Am I?
Before leaving for his aunt’s:
“Are you going to be ok without any huggles from me for a whole week?”
His birthday is coming up
“Just think of things that I like for my gifts. But don’t think of too many; I don’t want you to get a headache.”
Only one adjective at a time
me: You’re smelly
“No I’m not; I’m thirsty.”
We could?
“It would be great if we had a cloning machine, because then we could clone ourselves into our puppy.”
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An entry on the word “senior” on page...
He was looking out a window
me: Why are you sad?
“I’m not sad; this is just my face.”
Hope there are no 7-year-olds on that dissertation...
As I was reading out loud a friend’s dissertation draft, the phrase “as a whole” came up.
“*gasp* That sounds like the ‘A’ word!”
The Dark Lord Has Risen
Pointing to Voldemort on the tv screen, sister says: That looks like you.
“Yeah, except I have more hair.”
I didn't know we were paying rent with laundry...
me: I don’t have a dollar, go ask dad.
“Dad only has one quarter, and he has to save it for the rent”
My daily wake up call
“This is not real.”