September 2009
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Fake pain
“Junior is calling you. He says he’s in pain, but from the looks of it, it looks like it’s not real pain.”
So I wouldn't miss him
I told him I was going to put him in my book bag and take him to class.
“But what if you drop me?”
No more cookies
“I’m not going to give you any more cookies, for the REST OF MY LIFE! Which is starting tomorrow.”
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“You’re as smart as the roof. You’re 1% smart!”