That other brother
The scene: Other Brother (aka OB) fell asleep on the couch.
OB [STILL SLEEPING]: Who’s that guy?
Me: What?
OB: Who’s that guy on the couch?
Me: Hmm?
OB: Who’s that guy on the couch? Is he your brother?
Me: YOUR my brother.
OB: Stop being a smartass.
Better than that time he sleep-accused me of stealing his eraser?
